Right, so this picture has nothing to do with anything. I just can’t stop laughing at it.. I guess you had to be there.

I was reading today and came across the question: “If you were a criminal, what kind of criminal would you like to be?”

This is a very different question from “If you were a criminal, what kind of criminal would you be?” Did you spot the difference? The first asks what kind of criminal you’d “like” to be. This is a way more interesting question because it totally gives you the right to be something completely different, out of character, or down right disgusting.

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