Nobody is truly who they are in the first 5 minutes you spend talking with them. Some of you may think “Not meee! (fuckface?!) I am, who-I-am, when-I-am. Always.”

Well, to you, I say, “Shut up. I’m not talking to you.”

Besides, it’s not a bad thing that you aren’t exactly who you are all the time. Imagine that you were? You’d simultaneously be laughing, crying, yelling, and possibly humping everyone you meet. Relatives included, you sick a-holes. So be glad you aren’t who you are all the time and have the ability to control yourself. That said, I just wanna push the fact forward that everyone has a front and I’m *sexified to have been able to break through a little. To illustrate this, in pictures (Surprise!):

How most people to see you:

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