1st Annual Beisty Awards 2008
Beisty (pronounced bay-stee for the most part) means embarassment in Punjabi. If you’ve been around me or my friends in the last year or two, it’s become a regular in our vocabulary. This weekend, after some happenings that could not.. should not go ignored, I’ve decided to turn this into an award.
You’ve all done it. You know you have.. you know, when you do something so ridiculously stupid, everyone ridicules you for it and it will take years before you’ve lived it down.. this is the situation where you will be eligible for the Beisty Award. Once you receive said award, you will have to carry it around with you until someone else is more beisty than you and if it’s generally agreed upon that he or she is, a passing of the beisty will occur.
After some heaty discussion with a few of you, it’s been decided that there should be a few Beisty Awards floating around, I was thinking about 2 or 3.
I thought I’d open it up for discussion on what these beisty awards should be.. like a general group for each beisty award. Please email me or post a comment here for your suggestion and or category/nomination in the following form “[category name]: [Person to nominate] - [Reason]”
A few examples that I think of are note may be:
1. Group Beisty: Ann - for turning a group dinner for 8 at a restaurant into a subway/safeway sandwhich festival instead.
2. Gift Beisty: Amrik - Leaving the country to visit the Netherlands and buying “gifts” for people, then being found out a month later that the gift came from Ikea. Aka “The Lakerol” incident.
3. Personal Beisty: Janet - Believing that lesbians can get AIDS from dildos because they can squirt things.
Tags: Beisty
October 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
lol hahhaha i dont have a nomination yet but if i have to vote right now, hands down to janet
but i guess it could be true if it’s already used by someone with aids, but NOT because they can give you money shots
October 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am
hey assface! i only suggested the first two when you said you needed examples for this post. and you’re totally twisting my words. i boycott the beisties!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:06 am
you forgot my roast chicken.
hands down, jangay wins.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Transport Beisty: Andy - for tumbling off his bike and landing on his head, on a speed bump.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Transport Beisty: Amrik - for having his face plastered on the sides of buses around the GVRD in the hat days. FYI, he’s still on the website.
Personal Beisty: Amrik - for winning a BC Country Music Award
October 8th, 2008 at 11:21 am
omg. Country music award?!!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Food Beisty: Janet - for ordering corn soup at a restaurant.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Food Beisty: Myself/Luke/Ann - for eating half a safeway roast chicken in one sitting even though there are obviously better and just as convenient things to eat.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Party Beisty: Will & Drk - for holding ‘going away’ parties and then NOT going away!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Transport Beisty: Amrik - For backing into bran’s parent’s parked car.
Transport Beisty: Amrik - For scraping his brand new car within 24 hrs of owning it.
Transport Beisty: Amrik - For scaring everyone with his speeding.
Transport Beisty: Amrik - For consistently being lost in richmond while going to the same 3 places we always go to.. ALWAYS go to.
Personal Beisty: Amrik - Dishing out the most empty threats in history earning himself the nickname “threatening man”
Lifetime Beisty: Amrik - for accumulating the most beisty nominations.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:56 am
And this is what happens when you dare nominate Wheel……
October 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Take it like man, pussy.
Food Beisty: Myself - knocking over drinks with my arm during all occasions including dinner’s in public.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Food Beisty: Romo - drinking other people’s drinks while thinking they’re his own; even though he rotates back and forth between his own and the other persons!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
actually..i agree with Party Beisty.
Party Beisty: Will & Drk - for holding ‘going away’ parties and then NOT going away!
+ 1!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Hygiene Beisty: Amrik - “Quick” showers. 30 minutes does not qualify as quick in any sense of the word.
Hygiene Beisty: Romo - breaking his collar bone and developing a ‘musk’
Food Beisty: Romo - Leaving a frying pan outside to cool down for re-use the next day WITHOUT washing to cook perogies.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Music Beisty: Cousin Mikey - intro’s of dooooooom.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Food Beisty: Will - Ordering doubles on the same dim sum dish. 3 times.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Food Beisty: Ann - Over ordering food, not finishing and giving the excuse “I got it for EVERRYOONNNE”
Personal Beisty: Romo - Mike2k4
Personal Beisty: Myself - standing on top of a table, sticking my arm into a spinning ceiling fan at Red Robin, having it get caught and almost breaking my arm.
Hygiene Beisty: Luke - DIRTIEST ROOM EVER.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Blame Beisty: Helena - IT WAS HIS (Will) IDEA! He (Will) started it!!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Anal-Retentive Baisty: Romo - “socks on the bed!”
October 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Anal Beisty: Amrik - Amrik.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
decision beisty: ann - i’ll go if he/she goes!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Brown Beisty: Amrik - Anal-Retentive “Baisty”: Romo - “socks on the bed!”
October 8th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Hey wtf! I’m reading this post and these comments just now and I’m wondering how I got involved in these beisty awards?
“Personal Beisty: Romo - Mike2k4″ - What is that??
If anything I think Amrik and Janet are the leading candidates for the beisty award with Amrik having a slight lead. Although that dildo story sounds pretty gottdang stupid.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
That story has been twisted by Will and his selective hearing, thank you very much. I was just trying to humour the dumbies who say words like “heaty” sitting in the car with me.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:09 am
haha, it’s not about being dragged in. it’s about being nominated for a beisty award.
But andy and i were at tim horton’s today, and a black guy talked to him out of no where which triggered the beisty to end all personal beisty’s..
Personal Beisty: Andy - For taking his shoes off to wiggle his toes in public to a black guy who was a complete stranger.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:27 am
oh man i think that story is so old that i wasn’t even use wordpress = no post to read, and yes i now auto win personal beisty award
although there’s one time when i called romo and he told me he shat on his pants, that deserves a nomination from me
October 9th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
ahahah omg. i forgot about that one too andy. i didn’t think personal beisty would be such a big category. though to be honest, he was sick lol were you sick during your toe-show?
October 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
me - crashing into a rock at deer lake while trying to show up the mazda3 club
amrik - spider-man t-stop
October 9th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I don’t feel that this is the proper place to TELL EVERYONE I SHIT MY PANTS. I don’t even remember that incident at all but if Will says that I was sick when I did it then I believe him and so should all of you!
October 10th, 2008 at 11:07 am
sorry maybe it was the wrong place, i won’t say anything about the time you ran out of toilet paper
how bout romo’s fart-in-your-face skills, i dont know what category that goes under, or luke’s ordering skills (ie. shabusen)
October 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Diet Beisty: Will - Double cheeseburger meal at 11pm…. topped off by acting like a pissy biox after eating it and then blaming it on the food
October 11th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Self-Control Beisty: Will - going for all-you-can-eat hot pot at 11:30pm when he is trying to lose weight
October 11th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Attitude to follow meal TBA.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Actually lesbians can get AIDS from dildos/fingers/toys/etc…the chances of this happening are very low but still possible. u owe me janet.
October 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
oooh see! if jeremy says it’s possible, it’s possible! i have a health care professional on my side. thanks man, it was looking like i was never going to live that unfortunate quote down.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Peer Pressure Beisty: Will - For giving in to be in a fashion show just by being locked behind a door.
Gerk Beisty: Will - For dropping off a crazy girlfriend to a friends house so she could watch him sleep
Bail Beisty: Andy - Yellow Snow
and for the record No Science allowed to justify anything…next thing you know pooing ur pants can be explained by science
October 15th, 2008 at 9:58 am
i think luke wins the best nomination awards
December 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
All I Want for Christmas Beisty - Amrik singing and dancing his heart out in a Vegas casino
December 25th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Stripper beisty - Amrik: ask Raquelle
December 25th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
spelling mistake, sorry Racquelle