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1st Annual Beisty Awards 2008

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Beisty (pronounced bay-stee for the most part) means embarassment in Punjabi. If you’ve been around me or my friends in the last year or two, it’s become a regular in our vocabulary. This weekend, after some happenings that could not.. should not go ignored, I’ve decided to turn this into an award.

You’ve all done it. You know you have.. you know, when you do something so ridiculously stupid, everyone ridicules you for it and it will take years before you’ve lived it down.. this is the situation where you will be eligible for the Beisty Award. Once you receive said award, you will have to carry it around with you until someone else is more beisty than you and if it’s generally agreed upon that he or she is, a passing of the beisty will occur.

After some heaty discussion with a few of you, it’s been decided that there should be a few Beisty Awards floating around, I was thinking about 2 or 3.

I thought I’d open it up for discussion on what these beisty awards should be.. like a general group for each beisty award. Please email me or post a comment here for your suggestion and or category/nomination in the following form “[category name]: [Person to nominate] – [Reason]”

A few examples that I think of are note may be:

1. Group Beisty: Ann – for turning a group dinner for 8 at a restaurant into a subway/safeway sandwhich festival instead.

2. Gift Beisty: Amrik – Leaving the country to visit the Netherlands and buying “gifts” for people, then being found out a month later that the gift came from Ikea. Aka “The Lakerol” incident.

3. Personal Beisty: Janet – Believing that lesbians can get AIDS from dildos because they can squirt things.

42 Comments

  1. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    lol hahhaha i dont have a nomination yet but if i have to vote right now, hands down to janet

    but i guess it could be true if it’s already used by someone with aids, but NOT because they can give you money shots

  2. janet
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    hey assface! i only suggested the first two when you said you needed examples for this post. and you’re totally twisting my words. i boycott the beisties!

  3. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    you forgot my roast chicken.

    hands down, jangay wins.

  4. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Transport Beisty: Andy – for tumbling off his bike and landing on his head, on a speed bump.

  5. janet
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Transport Beisty: Amrik – for having his face plastered on the sides of buses around the GVRD in the hat days. FYI, he’s still on the website.

    Personal Beisty: Amrik – for winning a BC Country Music Award

  6. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    omg. Country music award?!!

  7. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    Food Beisty: Janet – for ordering corn soup at a restaurant.

  8. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    Food Beisty: Myself/Luke/Ann – for eating half a safeway roast chicken in one sitting even though there are obviously better and just as convenient things to eat.

  9. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    Party Beisty: Will & Drk – for holding ‘going away’ parties and then NOT going away!

  10. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    Transport Beisty: Amrik – For backing into bran’s parent’s parked car.
    Transport Beisty: Amrik – For scraping his brand new car within 24 hrs of owning it.
    Transport Beisty: Amrik – For scaring everyone with his speeding.
    Transport Beisty: Amrik – For consistently being lost in richmond while going to the same 3 places we always go to.. ALWAYS go to.

    Personal Beisty: Amrik – Dishing out the most empty threats in history earning himself the nickname “threatening man”

    Lifetime Beisty: Amrik – for accumulating the most beisty nominations.

  11. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    And this is what happens when you dare nominate Wheel……

  12. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    Take it like man, pussy.

    Food Beisty: Myself – knocking over drinks with my arm during all occasions including dinner’s in public.

  13. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    Food Beisty: Romo – drinking other people’s drinks while thinking they’re his own; even though he rotates back and forth between his own and the other persons!

  14. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    actually..i agree with Party Beisty.

    Party Beisty: Will & Drk – for holding ‘going away’ parties and then NOT going away!
    + 1!

  15. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Hygiene Beisty: Amrik – “Quick” showers. 30 minutes does not qualify as quick in any sense of the word.

    Hygiene Beisty: Romo – breaking his collar bone and developing a ‘musk’

    Food Beisty: Romo – Leaving a frying pan outside to cool down for re-use the next day WITHOUT washing to cook perogies.

  16. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    Music Beisty: Cousin Mikey – intro’s of dooooooom.

  17. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    Food Beisty: Will – Ordering doubles on the same dim sum dish. 3 times.

  18. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    Food Beisty: Ann – Over ordering food, not finishing and giving the excuse “I got it for EVERRYOONNNE”

    Personal Beisty: Romo – Mike2k4

    Personal Beisty: Myself – standing on top of a table, sticking my arm into a spinning ceiling fan at Red Robin, having it get caught and almost breaking my arm.

    Hygiene Beisty: Luke – DIRTIEST ROOM EVER.

  19. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Blame Beisty: Helena – IT WAS HIS (Will) IDEA! He (Will) started it!!

  20. AR
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    Anal-Retentive Baisty: Romo – “socks on the bed!”

  21. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    Anal Beisty: Amrik – Amrik.

  22. Helena
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    decision beisty: ann – i’ll go if he/she goes!

  23. Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Brown Beisty: Amrik – Anal-Retentive “Baisty”: Romo – “socks on the bed!”

  24. Romo
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    Hey wtf! I’m reading this post and these comments just now and I’m wondering how I got involved in these beisty awards?

    “Personal Beisty: Romo – Mike2k4″ – What is that??

    If anything I think Amrik and Janet are the leading candidates for the beisty award with Amrik having a slight lead. Although that dildo story sounds pretty gottdang stupid.

  25. janet
    Posted 8 Oct ’08 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    That story has been twisted by Will and his selective hearing, thank you very much. I was just trying to humour the dumbies who say words like “heaty” sitting in the car with me.

  26. Posted 9 Oct ’08 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    haha, it’s not about being dragged in. it’s about being nominated for a beisty award.

    But andy and i were at tim horton’s today, and a black guy talked to him out of no where which triggered the beisty to end all personal beisty’s..

    Personal Beisty: Andy – For taking his shoes off to wiggle his toes in public to a black guy who was a complete stranger.

  27. Posted 9 Oct ’08 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    oh man i think that story is so old that i wasn’t even use wordpress = no post to read, and yes i now auto win personal beisty award

    although there’s one time when i called romo and he told me he shat on his pants, that deserves a nomination from me

  28. Posted 9 Oct ’08 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    ahahah omg. i forgot about that one too andy. i didn’t think personal beisty would be such a big category. though to be honest, he was sick lol were you sick during your toe-show?

  29. Posted 9 Oct ’08 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    me – crashing into a rock at deer lake while trying to show up the mazda3 club

    amrik – spider-man t-stop

  30. Romo
    Posted 9 Oct ’08 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    I don’t feel that this is the proper place to TELL EVERYONE I SHIT MY PANTS. I don’t even remember that incident at all but if Will says that I was sick when I did it then I believe him and so should all of you!

  31. Posted 10 Oct ’08 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    sorry maybe it was the wrong place, i won’t say anything about the time you ran out of toilet paper

    how bout romo’s fart-in-your-face skills, i dont know what category that goes under, or luke’s ordering skills (ie. shabusen)

  32. AR
    Posted 11 Oct ’08 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    Diet Beisty: Will – Double cheeseburger meal at 11pm…. topped off by acting like a pissy biox after eating it and then blaming it on the food

  33. janet
    Posted 11 Oct ’08 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    Self-Control Beisty: Will – going for all-you-can-eat hot pot at 11:30pm when he is trying to lose weight

  34. janet
    Posted 11 Oct ’08 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    Attitude to follow meal TBA.

  35. jeremy
    Posted 14 Oct ’08 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Actually lesbians can get AIDS from dildos/fingers/toys/etc…the chances of this happening are very low but still possible. u owe me janet.

  36. janet
    Posted 14 Oct ’08 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    oooh see! if jeremy says it’s possible, it’s possible! i have a health care professional on my side. thanks man, it was looking like i was never going to live that unfortunate quote down.

  37. TrueOG
    Posted 15 Oct ’08 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    Peer Pressure Beisty: Will – For giving in to be in a fashion show just by being locked behind a door.

    Gerk Beisty: Will – For dropping off a crazy girlfriend to a friends house so she could watch him sleep

    Bail Beisty: Andy – Yellow Snow

    and for the record No Science allowed to justify anything…next thing you know pooing ur pants can be explained by science

  38. Posted 15 Oct ’08 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    i think luke wins the best nomination awards

  39. janet
    Posted 25 Dec ’08 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

    All I Want for Christmas Beisty – Amrik singing and dancing his heart out in a Vegas casino

  40. janet
    Posted 25 Dec ’08 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    Stripper beisty – Amrik: ask Raquelle

  41. janet
    Posted 25 Dec ’08 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    spelling mistake, sorry Racquelle

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