Two months after the original idea, it has happened. We all got happened.

All in all it was an impromptu event with a good end result. There are many more beisties to be reenacted and awarded, even though I think the categories and related nominations were not thought out and obviously lopsided. Oh well, maybe the 2009 Summer Beisties will be more thought out and possibly have a podium.

I’ll have to make a separate page for this to track our nominations, official nomiations, and our “winners” — possibly a blooper reel.

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In other words, it’s “nan ren ge” in mandarin.. or so I’d lead you to believe with my limited china skills. I’m half assedly practicing a mandarin song for Dustin for when we go karaoke for his going away thing. He’ll be leaving for multi years and won’t be around for when I’m finally conversational in mandarin and can battle him when singing songs, so as his parting gift, i’ll make him look the fool at his own game in a language i can barely mimic.

The song is by Anson Hu and is about a bunch of guys that get off work, but instead of going home, they hole themselves up in a karaoke room and sing all night. The “man songs” they sing, are things that they can’t talk about in any real conversation because they have 2 too many testicles. At least, that’s my take on it from what I can shittily translate.

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Just some possible mood music: Anson Hu – I Umm Fallring in Lab with You, oh Purrdy Gurrrrh

The snow is falling outside and there’s over a foot’s worth of snow on the ground that has rendered me immobile from going anywhere outside of walking distance from my apartment. Being the ghetto bachelor that I am, I have no food to eat and was barely home long enough this weekend for my mom give me food to stock up for the upcoming week. So, after the horrendous hour I spent outside this morning trying to get my car to go 5 meters from my parking spot to the middle of the parking lot and back, I bundled up and set out on foot in hopes to find food.

Andy, a much more prepared player of life, had food but decided to join me on my hunt for red october hot food. On my way, I took my canon point and shoot with me to see what mother nature would offer, or document my demise.. whichever.

This is the corner of No.3 and Jones. Snow is like make up, it turns uggos into hottehz.

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You know the saying. Alicia Keys coulda wrote a song about a picture’s worth, not her stupid worth. Let’s get started on the things that got going this last month and a half.

1. Went to Cabos San Lucas.

Vacation!

2. Got wet, then dark.

I miss my mexican apple thiefyness

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They sometimes die hard. But what do you do when you start a bad habit for probably the stupidest reason in history, then that reason becomes moot as of late?

As of last night at 2:30AM, and every other time I want to make a change, I:

1. Took off my clothes
2. Took a shower.
3. Flossed.
4. Played the flatulence game a bit.
5. Resolved to make a change.

I suggest everyone do the same if they are ever in the same position.

On a tangent, the laugh out loud MSN convo of the day

Will: what u doin tonight
Will: if i finish early lets do stuff
Will: fuck those assholes going boarding
Janet: probably go to walmart and superstore since they’re 24 hours
Janet: call me when you get off
Janet: i’m not sure what time we’ll be back
Will: ahahahhahaha
Will: “call me when you get off”
Will: ahahahahahhahahahahahha
Will: you’re disgusting.

Being a firm believer in karma and how it will reward and also rape you depending on whats going on, it has yet again shown me that life is like a box a chocolates. Sure, you may never know what you’re gonna get, but if there is an ugly black one shaped like a ginger root, you sure as hell better bet that when it’s time to eat it, it’ll taste like a piece of chocolate covered ginger.. root.

No, you can’t just throw that one away.

Dah well. Here’s looking to the heart shaped piece with a caramel center.

It’s 3:30AM on a “friday night” and i’m at work.. debugging why my lab machines restart every 2 infuriorating hours. I had a small break in between the mess to look for snow.. but sadly, the snow was brown and melted, and there were no good photo ops for me. Dah well.

I’ve still gotta upload mexico pictures, but i’ve been getting sesked up at work so hard these days.

oh well.. Happy Christmas everyone.