Two months after the original idea, it has happened. We all got happened.
All in all it was an impromptu event with a good end result. There are many more beisties to be reenacted and awarded, even though I think the categories and related nominations were not thought out and obviously lopsided. Oh well, maybe the 2009 Summer Beisties will be more thought out and possibly have a podium.
I’ll have to make a separate page for this to track our nominations, official nomiations, and our “winners” — possibly a blooper reel.
At any rate, the 2008 Beisty Awards have officially concluded and here are the results:
The physical awards (note: all awards were donated for the greater good of recognizing jackassery in all its glory)
Title: Lifetime Beisty – A fancy glass-like, jooxed BCCMA award
Description: Person to accumulate the most number of nominations.Title: Personal Beisty – A plaque. THE plaque.
Description: Person to commit an act in the name of beisty but has minimal to no collateral damage.Title: ‘F’ Your Friends Beisty – A stolen award (again). The Valedictorian statue from our year in HS
Description: Person to rule their friends while committing a heinous act.Title: Beisty of the Year – The cockflute aka. The Cockorina of Time
Description: Person to commit a beisty that is Best in Show, Best in Heat, and Best in Beisty.. of-the-year.
The Official Nominations (reenactments beist on the true events to come)
Blackulatoes My Speed6 >= Mazda3 - this is my favourite reenactment as i love that MK intro song Mikey’s Intros of Dooom Herbonkies for Xmas Luke B==D Miko 4 Cups 1 Guy
The Wieners
Life Time Beisty – Amrik aka Nammerick
Beisty Act – 15 nominationsBeisty of the Year – Andy aka Ghosty (with the mosty)
Beisty Act – Blackulatoes‘F’ Your Friends Beisty – Me aka me
Beisty Act – Luke B==D MikoPersonal Beisty – Mike aka Romo
Beisty Act – 4 Cups 1 Guy
5 Comments
we should have a Best Actor award next time!
and best reinactment! (i like the Speed6 & Herbonkies video productions)
i actually voted for romo beisty for him thinking he was with blackulatoes
yeah, my vote was for psycho mike writing himself into other people’s stories.
and mike, i’d like to buy that plaque back please. $2, top offer for you my friend.
I would if I knew I wouldn’t get killed for it.
but why is romos name in amriks christmas to do list????? haha