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Re: 1st Annual Beisty Awards

Two months after the original idea, it has happened. We all got happened.

All in all it was an impromptu event with a good end result. There are many more beisties to be reenacted and awarded, even though I think the categories and related nominations were not thought out and obviously lopsided. Oh well, maybe the 2009 Summer Beisties will be more thought out and possibly have a podium.

I’ll have to make a separate page for this to track our nominations, official nomiations, and our “winners” — possibly a blooper reel.

At any rate, the 2008 Beisty Awards have officially concluded and here are the results:

The physical awards (note: all awards were donated for the greater good of recognizing jackassery in all its glory)

Title: Lifetime Beisty – A fancy glass-like, jooxed BCCMA award
Description: Person to accumulate the most number of nominations.

Title: Personal Beisty – A plaque. THE plaque.
Description: Person to commit an act in the name of beisty but has minimal to no collateral damage.

Title: ‘F’ Your Friends Beisty – A stolen award (again). The Valedictorian statue from our year in HS
Description: Person to rule their friends while committing a heinous act.

Title: Beisty of the Year – The cockflute aka. The Cockorina of Time
Description: Person to commit a beisty that is Best in Show, Best in Heat, and Best in Beisty.. of-the-year.

The Official Nominations (reenactments beist on the true events to come)

  • Blackulatoes
  • My Speed6 >= Mazda3 - this is my favourite reenactment as i love that MK intro song
  • Mikey’s Intros of Dooom
  • Herbonkies for Xmas
  • Luke B==D Miko
  • 4 Cups 1 Guy
  • The Wieners

    Life Time Beisty – Amrik aka Nammerick
    Beisty Act – 15 nominations

    Beisty of the Year – Andy aka Ghosty (with the mosty)
    Beisty Act – Blackulatoes

    ‘F’ Your Friends Beisty – Me aka me
    Beisty Act – Luke B==D Miko

    Personal Beisty – Mike aka Romo
    Beisty Act – 4 Cups 1 Guy

    5 Comments

    1. Posted 31 Dec ’08 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

      we should have a Best Actor award next time!
      and best reinactment! (i like the Speed6 & Herbonkies video productions)

    2. Posted 31 Dec ’08 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

      i actually voted for romo beisty for him thinking he was with blackulatoes

    3. janet
      Posted 31 Dec ’08 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

      yeah, my vote was for psycho mike writing himself into other people’s stories.

      and mike, i’d like to buy that plaque back please. $2, top offer for you my friend.

    4. Romo
      Posted 31 Dec ’08 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

      I would if I knew I wouldn’t get killed for it.

    5. mike
      Posted 31 Dec ’08 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

      but why is romos name in amriks christmas to do list????? haha

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