“You Ess Ay! You Ess Aye!”

Somehow I’m not chanting the american competitive sports war cry. Okay, maybe not all competitive sports, but this is what watching the Mighty Ducks movie series leads me to believe. I’ve been here about three weeks now and I’m finding that I miss my old home. It’s not that bad here I suppose, but I’ve never been one to completely devote myself into my work so I’m having a hard time adjusting to life.. mainly because I don’t have much of one here yet.

Work is fun and all but there’s a reason why HR representatives drone on and on about having a work-life balance. Maybe it’s all just marketing and they want to sell the company onto us employees but i’ve always been able to find a medium. The problem this time, is that there isn’t anything to “balance” over here, not yet. So it’s just work. Drag.

On a tangent: In other news about my canadian life that I miss, I am being hated on right now by Paddy because I “licked his eye” and now he’s sick. That’s right. In my world, sickness does not come from not washing your hands, touching some germ infested dildo door handle, and then eating tacos. The main source of the common cold is from eye-lickings. How do you cure the common cold? Someone needs to sit on your face.. and fart.. so you get pink-eye… which is the antidote for a common cold. (read: I need to edit wikipedia’s entry for influenza.)

Paddy has resisted my several offers to fart in his face but I’m confidant he’ll come around.

Camping. I’m so excited I could pee. I just hope I can swing the time.

I’m going to try really hard to find things I like about here.

“Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!”

This entry was posted by Will on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 1:06 am and is filed under Daily. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.