So, things that are new with me that I feel is important enough to post about:

I recently have had the urge to shave my head.. yet again. I tried this stunt back in 2005 which resulted in a super low maintenance hair cut and my mom not talking to me for about a month haha. Well, now that I’m out on my own and not under the watchful eye of my parents, i went and bic’d my head. Maybe the correct term is Head Bladed. Took about 30 mins in total to use the clippers to shave off the mop, then use the Head Blade to give my dome a new car smell. It only took so long because of the stupid area behind the ears and that pesky blind spot on the back of my skull.

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So here are a few pics from the weekend. There was a few from a gravel pit thing under the bridge but at ISO3200 they look like butt to me after off loading them on the comp. These ones didn’t look too bad considering my idiot camera settings.

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What a great Memorial Day weekend. I got to come back home and see everyone, cook like 20lbs of meat for dinner over some propane powered phire and most shockingly of all, I washed my car at Washworld for two dollars. This is quite a feat considering its 2 dollars for 4 minutes of spray time and what i usually do is skip the pre-soak, go straight to soap, then to scrub brush and lather up my slutty car. I’ll scrub a few mins longer after the pumps stop since there’s so much soap everywhere it doesn’t matter but when i went to put my 2 back in to finish the job with a finishing scrub + rinse + spot-free rinse.. i dumped the coin in the ‘out’ slot.  The clerk guy didn’t seem willing to give me the 2 stuck in the slot, and instead gave me 2 tokens.. i suppose cause he’s trained to do so and to lock down my 2 dollars. Little does he know i was previouslly an apple thief and had tweezers in my car. So after a deliciously free 4 minutes of rinsing, i freed the jailed deuce and left.

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No, I’m not reviewing my Chemistry 11 notes, but staying positive is something that is hard to do when it feels like the world is crashing down on you (or you). Much like my car, we all need fixing in some way or another, and as content as I am being who I am, I wouldn’t feel at ease if I had nothing I wanted to improve about myself. I like to think it’s the drive that keeps us going and to get better. So just to weigh in on what’s goin on with you twos: as much as it sucks, find the pussitive in your situation and run with it.

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In response to my loathsome post last night, I will take the advice and put it to use. My “new” hobby will be to try to update my blog with things I’m learning while living abroad.

This last week, I learned my body is failing on me. Not 7 days ago, my knee swelled up to the point where I was unable to bend it enough to get into my car to drive the measly 5 minutes to work. Instead, I used my imagination and pretended i was in a 3 legged race to get back to my couch so I could rest my thrashed leg. 3 hours and an equal amount of x-rays later, I’m told I have what looks to be a bone shard sticking out of my tibia. Wonderbar.

*sigh*

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“You Ess Ay! You Ess Aye!”

Somehow I’m not chanting the american competitive sports war cry. Okay, maybe not all competitive sports, but this is what watching the Mighty Ducks movie series leads me to believe. I’ve been here about three weeks now and I’m finding that I miss my old home. It’s not that bad here I suppose, but I’ve never been one to completely devote myself into my work so I’m having a hard time adjusting to life.. mainly because I don’t have much of one here yet.

Work is fun and all but there’s a reason why HR representatives drone on and on about having a work-life balance. Maybe it’s all just marketing and they want to sell the company onto us employees but i’ve always been able to find a medium. The problem this time, is that there isn’t anything to “balance” over here, not yet. So it’s just work. Drag.

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Amrik says:
hahahahaha
douche basket just doesn’t make sense, that’s all I’m saying
will says:
fine u dont have to say it
would douche funnel work better for you?
its not funny
but its more practical
in your world of practical insults
Amrik says:
LOL!
will says:
what does fuck tard mean?
how do you fuck tard someone?
i’m going to fuck tard you so hard right now?
see.
makes no sense
Amrik says:
ROFL!
hahahahahahahaha
k fine fine
sorry for doubting u
will says:
douche basket.

Two months after the original idea, it has happened. We all got happened.

All in all it was an impromptu event with a good end result. There are many more beisties to be reenacted and awarded, even though I think the categories and related nominations were not thought out and obviously lopsided. Oh well, maybe the 2009 Summer Beisties will be more thought out and possibly have a podium.

I’ll have to make a separate page for this to track our nominations, official nomiations, and our “winners” — possibly a blooper reel.

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In other words, it’s “nan ren ge” in mandarin.. or so I’d lead you to believe with my limited china skills. I’m half assedly practicing a mandarin song for Dustin for when we go karaoke for his going away thing. He’ll be leaving for multi years and won’t be around for when I’m finally conversational in mandarin and can battle him when singing songs, so as his parting gift, i’ll make him look the fool at his own game in a language i can barely mimic.

The song is by Anson Hu and is about a bunch of guys that get off work, but instead of going home, they hole themselves up in a karaoke room and sing all night. The “man songs” they sing, are things that they can’t talk about in any real conversation because they have 2 too many testicles. At least, that’s my take on it from what I can shittily translate.

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Just some possible mood music: Anson Hu – I Umm Fallring in Lab with You, oh Purrdy Gurrrrh

The snow is falling outside and there’s over a foot’s worth of snow on the ground that has rendered me immobile from going anywhere outside of walking distance from my apartment. Being the ghetto bachelor that I am, I have no food to eat and was barely home long enough this weekend for my mom give me food to stock up for the upcoming week. So, after the horrendous hour I spent outside this morning trying to get my car to go 5 meters from my parking spot to the middle of the parking lot and back, I bundled up and set out on foot in hopes to find food.

Andy, a much more prepared player of life, had food but decided to join me on my hunt for red october hot food. On my way, I took my canon point and shoot with me to see what mother nature would offer, or document my demise.. whichever.

This is the corner of No.3 and Jones. Snow is like make up, it turns uggos into hottehz.

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