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I’m An Addict

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

So, I’m an addict.

I hate to stay up late and be incredibly tired, yet i do it. I’m doing it right now as we speak, but this last couple months has been so incredibly ridiculous i don’t know what to do. The usual folks who keep me stable aren’t readily available to keep my mind from wandering and my impulses from firing.

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Simple Geometry

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

As I’ve been saying for the last week or so, “Triangles are the stupidest shape.” Ugh

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I’ve been involved in a few of these geometric wonders in my past years and it’s a pain in the ass. I’m a firm believer in the circle. That’s a shape I can get down with. They’re perfect for birthday occasions where you sit in one of these modern marvels and everyone can talk to each other and nobody feels like they’re left out unlike these unruly shapes like square or rectangle. There’s always going to be a side or corner that will feel ostracized from the group.

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Backwards World

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

What a great Memorial Day weekend. I got to come back home and see everyone, cook like 20lbs of meat for dinner over some propane powered phire and most shockingly of all, I washed my car at Washworld for two dollars. This is quite a feat considering its 2 dollars for 4 minutes of spray time and what i usually do is skip the pre-soak, go straight to soap, then to scrub brush and lather up my slutty car. I’ll scrub a few mins longer after the pumps stop since there’s so much soap everywhere it doesn’t matter but when i went to put my 2 back in to finish the job with a finishing scrub + rinse + spot-free rinse.. i dumped the coin in the ‘out’ slot.  The clerk guy didn’t seem willing to give me the 2 stuck in the slot, and instead gave me 2 tokens.. i suppose cause he’s trained to do so and to lock down my 2 dollars. Little does he know i was previouslly an apple thief and had tweezers in my car. So after a deliciously free 4 minutes of rinsing, i freed the jailed deuce and left.

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New Diggs.. Nao?!

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

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This Friday I will take my first steps into my new place here in my new “home.” It still doesn’t feel like home to me, hence the quotations, but it is leaps and bounds better in asthetic than my current aboad at aboda (alliteration unplanned).

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Happy Belated Birthday Luke

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

So I coloured the thing finally and when I finished, I looked quickly at the previous sketches that I’d done for the pic and couldn’t help but laugh lol. The end product will hopefully look good on a t-shirt.. now to pick a t-shirt. Since this is your Megab0t, Luke, you’re now the guy from Transformers with the most malleable bones in the world. How every bone in his body doesn’t break is unknown to me since he’s inside Bumblebee when the thing transforms.

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Sketch progression.

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Man Songs

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

In other words, it’s “nan ren ge” in mandarin.. or so I’d lead you to believe with my limited china skills. I’m half assedly practicing a mandarin song for Dustin for when we go karaoke for his going away thing. He’ll be leaving for multi years and won’t be around for when I’m finally conversational in mandarin and can battle him when singing songs, so as his parting gift, i’ll make him look the fool at his own game in a language i can barely mimic.

The song is by Anson Hu and is about a bunch of guys that get off work, but instead of going home, they hole themselves up in a karaoke room and sing all night. The “man songs” they sing, are things that they can’t talk about in any real conversation because they have 2 too many testicles. At least, that’s my take on it from what I can shittily translate.

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Bad Habits

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

They sometimes die hard. But what do you do when you start a bad habit for probably the stupidest reason in history, then that reason becomes moot as of late?

As of last night at 2:30AM, and every other time I want to make a change, I:

  1. Took off my clothes
  2. Took a shower.
  3. Flossed.
  4. Played the flatulence game a bit.
  5. Resolved to make a change.

I suggest everyone do the same if they are ever in the same position.

On a tangent, the laugh out loud MSN convo of the day

Will: what u doin tonight
Will: if i finish early lets do stuff
Will: fuck those assholes going boarding
Janet: probably go to walmart and superstore since they’re 24 hours
Janet: call me when you get off
Janet: i’m not sure what time we’ll be back
Will: ahahahhahaha
Will: “call me when you get off”
Will: ahahahahahhahahahahahha
Will: you’re disgusting.

Payback

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Being a firm believer in karma and how it will reward and also rape you depending on whats going on, it has yet again shown me that life is like a box a chocolates. Sure, you may never know what you’re gonna get, but if there is an ugly black one shaped like a ginger root, you sure as hell better bet that when it’s time to eat it, it’ll taste like a piece of chocolate covered ginger.. root.

No, you can’t just throw that one away.

Dah well. Here’s looking to the heart shaped piece with a caramel center.

Cabo San Lucas part juan and a half

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

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Hola from Cabo! I’ve been doing my best to learn spanish while i’m here.. having a semester in it does help me understand i must say, but the majority of the people here speak english very well so it’s not a necessity. Bad part is that it just means that everyone here is expecting us tourists, so everything is just as baller.

On a tangent: did you notice “hello” sounds really similar in a lot of languages? Para examplo (i have no clue if thats even how you say example in spanish): “Hola” means hello, but swap the ”a” and “o” and its “Halo” and pronounce it chinesey, you get “ha-low”, which sounds like “hello” which is awkwardly similar to “nay-ho” for fobbers out there.

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Anson

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

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My thoughts go out to your family and friends. I only knew you briefly, good sir, and it’s a shame I didn’t get a chance to to know you well. Your friends loved you a lot and will carry your memory on.

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