Nobody is truly who they are in the first 5 minutes you spend talking with them. Some of you may think “Not meee! (fuckface?!) I am, who-I-am, when-I-am. Always.”

Well, to you, I say, “Shut up. I’m not talking to you.”

Besides, it’s not a bad thing that you aren’t exactly who you are all the time. Imagine that you were? You’d simultaneously be laughing, crying, yelling, and possibly humping everyone you meet. Relatives included, you sick a-holes. So be glad you aren’t who you are all the time and have the ability to control yourself. That said, I just wanna push the fact forward that everyone has a front and I’m *sexified to have been able to break through a little. To illustrate this, in pictures (Surprise!):

How most people to see you:

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Shot with:
Nikon D300 w/ Nikkor 17-55mm lens at f/2.8 (I’m still learning) on a tripod.

Soundtrack: Brand New - No Seat Belt Song

I shot the pilot, I’m begging you to fly this for me.
I’m here for you to use, broken and bruised.
Do you understand?
It’s only you, beautiful.
Or I don’t want anyone.
If I can choose, it’s only you.
But how could I miscalculate… perfect eyes will have perfect aim.

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Shot with:
Nikon D300 w/ Nikkor 17-55mm lens at f/2.8 on a tripod.
Photoshop is my friend.
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It’s a leap year folks. That’s right, just when you thought that weird function IsLeapYear() would never come in handy, here we are at the end or beginning of another four year mark. Somebody out there is only now finally able to celebrate a long awaited birthday.. somebody.

Getting on with it, I have been seriously contemplating purchayzing a DSLR camera for the last little while now. I know that when Dave bought his, I was a little bit skeptical about whether it was worth the money, or if I’d even care to take stylized pictures.

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For those of you who know the song by Jason Mraz called Sleep All Day, you know how that song is nice and relaxing to listen to? Yah, well sleeping all day is nice too. Today I slept in till 2pm, which isn’t out of character for me, but taken into the context of the past week, it’s nonsesicle (read: like this word).

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