As I’ve been saying for the last week or so, “Triangles are the stupidest shape.” Ugh

I’ve been involved in a few of these geometric wonders in my past years and it’s a pain in the ass. I’m a firm believer in the circle. That’s a shape I can get down with. They’re perfect for birthday occasions where you sit in one of these modern marvels and everyone can talk to each other and nobody feels like they’re left out unlike these unruly shapes like square or rectangle. There’s always going to be a side or corner that will feel ostracized from the group.

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I’ve just gone and had the worst few weeks ever it seems. I was on a bit of a life-rush the weeks prior to all this where things were not going well, but it was nothing to complain about because other parts of my life were good and it balanced out.

These last few weeks, I guess I had it too good for too long because my life was like this river: seemingly pleasant on the surface but what you don’t see unless you were there to experience it in all its fury, is that it’s a strong maherfackin river. The mouth of this thing is something that would devour your babies, crush villages of 6 week old puppies and possibly sleep with your wife and/or husband then write you an email about it complete with video attachments. Gawd.

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I know I’ve been extremely quiet here and that’s probably due to the on going stress I’m accruing in my life. Work seems to be affected by how my social life is turning out. Ever since day 1, I’ve had a crazy insecurity that’s probably sabotaged more than one relationship, though, when I confess what I’m feeling, I always get a myriad of responses ranging from “I never knew” to “I could tell.”

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